Better Nostalgic Halloween Costume: Kelsey Grammer As Sideshow Bob Or Kylie Jenner As Christina Aguilera In 'Dirrty'?
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Tough call for me seeing the both of these costumes pop up over the weekend, two real influential characters in my life. So I think it’s worth just skipping the whole “Hey check out all these celebrity costumes” preamble and skip to these two in the finals for the best Halloween costume this year. Right off the bat you have to downgrade Kelsey Grammer on the very likely chance his yellow skin is actually the result of jaundice from years of boozing and pills and you have to downgrade Kylie for not being able to match the sheer scale of venereal diseases Christina Aguilera may have had in her Dirrty days. But here’s my breakdown on each:
Kelsey Grammer - 1) Always a crowd favorite to dust off a popular character, show you’re not one of those bitter guys who hates being forever tethered to a beloved part of your past 2) Bit of a weak move to go with clothed Sideshow Bob instead of committing to the vintage Krusty TV show grass-skirt era, I know he’s an older guy but it’s a braver choice 3) Wouldn’t it have made much more sense to have his chick dress up as Bart? I get that’s not sexy but it’s not about you lady, it’s about Kelsey Grammer dressing up as a credible Sideshow Bob. 4) Needed 100% more rakes
Kylie Jenner - 1) Kylie was three years old when Dirrty originally came out…that’s kinda fucking weird. 2) It’s almost hard to follow Christina Aguilera in this look because she was so perfect for the grimy, hoey, sexy look at the time. 3) Is it me or her tits smaller than usual? Not so much a costume gripe but felt like it could have added something, ditto the mud in the original video 4) It’s still real fucking hot even if she also could easily change this over to Harley Quinn with a little white paint on her face
So who wins? Does the rating tool even work on the new app? 1 for Sideshow Kelsey G, 10 for Dirrty Kylie